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The Power Of A Mother’s Love- Friday Humor

Mothers know that their love and guidance are vital for their children’s wellbeing.  And they give it without asking for anything in return. Many of our experiences are influenced and shaped by the love we receive from our mothers.


As a Christian mom, the one thing I rely on after God, of course, is my ‘mom intuition’ when it comes to affairs concerning my kids.

One of the most valuable lessons I have learned as a mother is I have an unfair advantage of knowing my kids and what works for them better than anyone else. And so do you!

With Mother’s day around the corner, I hope you make it a priority to give your mom or any woman playing a motherly role to you a special treat.

Enjoy these jokes on moms. They truly make our world a better place.

1. My mom said that if I don’t get off my computer and do my homework she’ll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she’s jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn.

2. I was talking to my parents over dinner, my Mom said she was getting tired of the Bernie Sanders memes.

I looked over to her and said “Don’t worry, this trend will Bern out soon.”

3. What did 50 Cent say when his Mom gave him a scarf she made?

Gee! You knit?

4. I asked my mom why computers are so smart

Mom: because they listen to their motherboards!

5. A mom walks in on her 4-year-old son who had just dumped a box of animal crackers all over the kitchen table

“What are you doing?” she asks

“The box says don’t eat if seal is broken. I was looking for the seal!”

6. Mom, let me introduce my girlfriend

Mom: You couldn’t find anyone better?

Me: Leave her alone, I love her!

Mom: Shut up, I’m speaking to her.

7. My mom was a radiologist. She met my dad when he came in one day for an x-ray.

I wonder what she saw in him…

8. I asked Dad how he plans to spend the day. He said, “first, Mom and I will go pick up our prescription glasses”

“And then we’ll see.”

9. To mothers who have children in the military…

Thank you for your cervix.

10. Out of curiosity, Rose one day asks her mother, “Mom, why am I named Rose?”

“Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head,” her mom said.

Lily hears this and asks, “Then why is my name Lily?”

“Because when you were born a lily fell on your head,” the mom said.

When brick heard this he asks “GAHGAFSGAHSVGAGA?”

A mother’s love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible- Marian C. Garretty.

About the author

About the author

Rae Aria holds a bachelor’s degree in English and Literary Studies. She enjoys writing family oriented-topics. When she’s not writing or working as an editor for Support for Stepdads, she loves spending time with her two sons and reading a wide range of subjects.

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