National Bowling Day ~ Friday Humor
National Bowling Day is observed on the second Saturday in August to honor one of the national sports. Bowling is a sport that appeals to everyone since it is so inclusive. It can be played by the young and old as well as those with disabilities. Therefore, it is not surprising that the game is loved by over 100 million people worldwide.
Background
The inaugural National Bowling Day was organized in 1956 by the Bowling Proprietors’ Association of America. In hundreds of competitions held in all 48 states, millions of bowlers came together to raise money for the American Red Cross.
The National Bowling Day Tournament finale hosted famous bowlers and was televised. It gathered a lot of interest, and people kept celebrating that day.
How to Celebrate National Bowling Day
On National Bowling Day, many bowling alleys offer free games, making it the ideal time to challenge your buddies to some strikes. If you’re a true bowling enthusiast, form a team and take part in a competition nearby.
1. Two bowling teams, one made up of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend tournament in Atlantic City.
The brunette team rides at the bottom of the bus, and the blonde team rides at the top level. The brunette team down below is whooping it up and having a great time when one of them realizes she doesn’t hear anything from the blondes upstairs.
She decides to go up and investigate. When the brunette reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road and clutching the seats in front of them.
The brunette says, “What is going on up here? We’re having a great time downstairs!” One blonde says, “Yeah, but you’ve got a driver!”
2. A couple is reading in their living room after dinner, and the husband announces that he had a rough day at work and is going to skip going to his bowling league that night.
The wife nods and goes back to reading her magazine but keeps glancing at the living room clock. About twenty minutes later, the kitchen phone rings, the wife gets up to answer it, but the husband tells her he’s closer, so he walks into the kitchen and answers the phone.
“What??? I dunno, buddy, call the damn Coast Guard!” and he slams the phone down.
He goes to the living room and resumes reading the newspaper. His wife looks over at him nervously and asks what the call was about, and the husband replies, “pfft, some moron calling to ask if the coast is clear.”
3. There’s this new guy on my bowling team. His name is Frank, and he’s a nice guy and an excellent bowler, but there’s just one thing about him.
At the end of every game, Frank says, “Next game, I might be five minutes late.” He almost always shows up on time, but he always says, “Next game, I might be five minutes late.” The rest of us guys find it annoying.
One day we decided that we wanted to find out why he always said that. Our captain went up to Frank just as he had bowled a strike when he noticed something that made him forget about the five-minute-late-thing.
“Frank,” he said, “are you bowling left-handed today?”
“That I am.”
“I could have sworn you bowled right-handed at our last game!”
“That I did.”
For the rest of the game and each game over the next few weeks, all the rest of us could talk about was the hand Frank was using to bowl.
“He’s bowling righty today!”
“I remembered he bowled lefty at his first game!”
“Could he be alternating hands?”
“No, I remember last month he bowled three games righty in a row!”
Finally, the captain decided to ask Frank how he decided which hand to bowl with.
“Simple,” replied Frank. “Every morning, when I wake up, I look at my girlfriend. If she’s lying on her left side, I bowl lefty. If she’s lying on her right side, I bowl righty. Ever since I started this method, I’ve become better at bowling than I’ve ever been!”
The rest of us decided that we should try this method too. Everyone who woke up and saw his girlfriend or wife lying on her left side bowled lefty. Everyone who woke up and saw his girlfriend or wife lying on her right side bowled righty.
This method worked surprisingly well. We entered a national tournament and made our way to the finals with our new hand-switching method.
On the morning of the finals, I woke up and looked at my girlfriend to see which side she was sleeping on… but she was lying on her back. Now I had no way of knowing which hand to bowl with.
When I arrived at the bowling alley, I told everyone about my dilemma. Once again, the captain asked Frank for help.
“What do you do when your girlfriend is lying on her back?” he asked.
With a sly grin on his face, Frank responded, “Why do you think I always say, ‘Next game, I might be five minutes late’?”
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