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Global Day Of Parents ~ Friday Humor

The Global Day of Parents is celebrated every year on June 1st. It was founded by the United Nations in 2012  According to the United Nations, it is a holiday “to be marked annually, honoring parents worldwide.

Increasing Public Awareness


The United Nations gathered in 1989 and resolved to honor the role of the family by declaring 1994 the International Year of the Family. “Family: Resources and Responsibilities in a Changing World” was the year’s topic.

The UN-funded projects on a local and global level at the time, using its resources to increase awareness of and promote policies that helped families in many countries.

The UN also started organizing a worldwide day for families, an annual celebration of the family unit in the same year. The United Nations resolved to establish a special day for parents, and the UN General Assembly decided on the date in 2012. The following year, 2013, was the first Parent’s Day.

Enjoy these jokes as we celebrate parents all over the world.

1. What’s yellow and comes in the morning to brighten every parent’s day?

The school bus.

2. Dear parents, if your kids are taking long inside the bathroom and want them to come out, simply turn off the wireless/Internet.

And you might even see your neighbor showing up at your door, asking: is there a problem?

3. For my 16th birthday, my parents tried surprising me with a car

but they missed.

4. When I was a kid, my parents would always say, “Excuse my French” after a swear word…

I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French…

5. In class today, we’re talking about where our parents are from. I said my mom is from England and my dad is from the U.S.

“So you’re Brit-ish?”

6. I tried reading a parenting book once…

… But my kid colored all over it

7. I would never put my parents in a nursing home

I can’t afford it

8. Moving back in with your parents is not rent-free.

There’s at least one or two of them.

9. When I was little, my parents got me a Dog and a Cat for my birthday.

The next day we named the Dog curiosity.

10. I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn’t actually mine.

Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.

11. I’ll never forget when my parents sat me down and told me Santa wasn’t real

I was heartbroken…

I’m not sure how I managed to go to work that day!

12. What do you call a rental from your parents?

A parental.

13. A wife comes home late one night…

…and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two.

She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as possible. Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

He says, “Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?”

14. What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet?

I asked my 10 brothers and sisters, but they don’t know either.
 
15. When I was a child my parents would pretend food was an airplane.

They would make me wait hours to eat.
 
There really are places in the heart you don’t even know exist until you love a child — Anne Lamott
 
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About the author

About the author

Rae Aria holds a bachelor’s degree in English and Literary Studies and enjoys writing family oriented-topics. When she’s not writing or working as an editor on Support for Stepdads, she loves spending time with her two sons and reading a wide range of subjects.

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