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National Plant A Flower Day ~ Friday Humor

In March, everyone looks forward to spring, and with it comes flowers bloom. The National Plant a Flower Day is celebrated on March 12th every year.


The presence of beautiful flowers makes March one of the most colorful months. The warm weather of spring, sunshine and sweet-smelling flowers with vibrant colors is something everyone looks forward to.

History of National Plant a Flower Day

The origin is unknown. However, it’s believed by some green thumbs that March 12th was picked since it falls right in the middle of March when the gardening season begins. Today, people of all age groups, including children, enjoy gardening.  So, anyone can take part in this rewarding event.

It’s vital to consider flowers that thrive in your location before planting. Find flowers that do well indoors and plant them in a pot. Planting perennials can also be beneficial since they grow back every year.

If you don’t have a garden, no worries, you can still partake in this therapeutic activity. With the right care and attention, your flowers will thrive.

You can find helpful resources on the USDA website. Enjoy some jokes on flowers curated just for you.

1. The wife has just phoned me to tell me that three women in her office have received flowers today and they are absolutely gorgeous.

I said, “That’s probably why!”

2. A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother. He started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?”

The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?”

The mourner took a moment to collect himself and replied, “My wife’s first husband.”

3. I accidentally planted the wrong flowers in my garden

Oopsie daisies

4. Which kind of flowers are such excellent talkers?

Tulips. (Because they have two lips.)

5. I wanted to study the reproductive organs of flowers

… until I learned there was a stigma attached

6. What did the lady that dislikes flowers and children say?

I don’t like orchids or kids

7. What is the most honest type of flower?

Lilac

8. What did the seed say to the flower?

Okay, Bloomer.

9. The shopkeeper receives flowers at the opening of his new store…

And the card says “Rest In Peace.” So he calls up the florist, angry, and she says, “Sir, at least you weren’t the one who got flowers at your wife’s funeral that said, ‘Congratulations on the new location.'”

10. There was an old lady who was very small

Her name was Reanne, but everyone called her Re. After a while, Re died of old age, and the whole town was dismayed.

Re was so small that her family didn’t bury her and instead laid her to rest in flower.

When the town folks came by to pay their respects, they were surprised that instead of an old lady in flower, they saw a tiny baby looking around.

When the townsfolk asked the family, they simply responded:

“That’s normal. That’s just Re in carnation.”

A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and a man cannot live without love. – Max Muller

Click here to read five flower arrangement tips for your space.

 

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About the author

About the author

Rae Aria holds a bachelor’s degree in English and Literary Studies and enjoys writing family oriented-topics. When she’s not writing or working as an editor on Support for Stepdads, she loves spending time with her two sons and reading a wide range of subjects.

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