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National Love Your Pet Day ~ Friday Humor

 


 

 

The bond shared with pets is special and worth celebrating. On the 20th of February every year, National Love Your Pet Day is celebrated to acknowledge and appreciate pets for their roles as companions and friends to pet owners. 

History of National Love Your Pet Day

The exact date of origin is unconfirmed, but this celebration is believed to have started in the early 2000s. Pets have been living with humans for a long time, and it’s no surprise dogs have been man’s best friend. Someone, possibly thought of the need to appreciate pets and make them feel special.

You can find at least one pet in most households in the U.S and here’s the statistics gathered.

  • Forty-seven million prefer Cats.
  • There are 12 million households with Fish.
  • Eight million are Bird lovers.
  • 4.7 million households own reptiles.

The most important thing is making your pet feel happy and loved. You can find many ways to make your pet feel loved and valued, from rewarding them with their favorite treat to taking them for a walk to their favorite park. Some pets will be excited to get a new toy or star in a photo session.

We have come up with a list of hilarious jokes and puns for all pet lovers.

1. The best beginner pet is a Hamster.

They live for five days and don’t require any food or water.

2. My wife wasn’t sure about getting a pet werewolf at first

But she’s since taken a real lycan to him.

3. I can’t believe that I got kicked out of the petting zoo for being sick

I was only feeling a little horse

4. My pet iguana is acting weird

I think I have a reptile dysfunction

5. All my pets are vegan by choice, and I know you can’t change them!

Say hello to my goat, rabbit, and cow

6. My pet tortoise got mugged by three snails.

When the police interviewed him, He said, ‘ I don’t know, it happened so fast.’

7. Why does Jack Skellington’s pet dog have a bright, shiny nose?

Because he’s a boo’s hound.

8. A friend I met online has a spider as a pet, and he named it Feature. Weird, right?

Until he told me he is a software programmer.

9. My daughter’s pet lamb died today.

The grieving process was delicious.

10. Three brothers are arguing over who got their mom the best Mother’s Day present

The first brother says, “I got mom the best gift! I bought her a brand new house! It’s so huge, and it’s practically a mansion!”

The second brother says, “No, I got mom the best mother’s day gift! I bought her a brand new luxury car, and I even hired a chauffeur to drive her around! She has to tell him where she wants to go, and he’ll take her there in her new nice car instantly.”

The third brother says, “My gift is the best one! Mom has always been very religious, so I bought her a pet parrot trained by the church to say any bible verse! If you tell the parrot the book, chapter, and verse number, it will be able to recite it from memory!”

A few weeks go by, and each brother gets a letter from their mom regarding the gift.

She writes, “The new house you bought me is too big for the first brother. I only need one room to live in, yet I spend my day cleaning up the entire house.”

She writes, “I’m too old to go to the second brother many places. So the car and chauffeur sit in the garage doing nothing all day.”

She writes, “Your gift; I liked to the third brother. The chicken was delicious.”

Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.” Michael Morpurgo, British Writer

Here’s how to get your family ready for a new pet.

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About the author

About the author

Rae Aria holds a bachelor’s degree in English and Literary Studies and enjoys writing family oriented-topics. When she’s not writing or working as an editor on Support for Stepdads, she loves spending time with her two sons and reading a wide range of subjects.

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