National Dress Up Your Pet Day was invented and first celebrated in 2009 by celebrity pet stylist Coleen Page. It celebrates pets and helps to promote the pet fashion community.
Pets are a source of companionship for many people. To celebrate your pet, you can dress them up in comfortable pet clothing or even go overboard with matching outfits.
You should capture sweet memories of your pet all dressed up by marking the day with a mini photoshoot. Choose an outfit that complements your pet’s personality. You can spend the entire National Dress Up Your Pet Day doing something that will make your furry pet feel loved and special. Enjoy these jokes on our furry friends.
1. The best beginner pet is a Hamster.
They live for 5 days and don’t require any food or water.
2. A guy finds his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in its mouth
The rabbit is dead, and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house. He gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts it back into the cage at the neighbor’s house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor asks the guy, “Did you hear that Fluffy died?”
The guy stammers and says, “Um… no… what happened?”
The neighbor replies, “We found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, someone had dug him up, given him a bath, and put him back into the cage. And now, weirdest of all: even though he’s dead, his little left paw keeps moving back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.”
The guy runs back to his house, digs through the shampoo he used when he washed the rabbit, and his worst fears are confirmed. Right there on the label: Permanent Wave For Damaged Hare.
3. I can’t believe that I got kicked out of the petting zoo for being sick
I was only feeling a little horse
4. My wife wasn’t sure about getting a pet werewolf at first
But she’s since taken a real lycan to him.
5. My pet iguana is acting weird
I think I have a reptile dysfunction
6. Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill.
“It’s A Little Fit Bunny.”
7. My wife and I are having a competition to see who can steal the most dog-related stuff from our local pet shop.
I’ve just taken the lead.
8. All my pets are vegan by choice, and I know you can’t change them!
Say hello to my goat, rabbit, and cow
9. What do you say when your pets sneeze?
Dogblessyou! Catsundheit!
10. I took my kid to the pet store, and he wanted to get a porcupine that had lost all its quills.
I said, “That seems pointless.”
11. A friend I met online has a spider as a pet, and he named it Feature. Weird, right?
Until he told me he is a software programmer.
12. My daughter’s pet lamb died today.
The grieving process was delicious.
13. I went to the pet shop and asked for 12 bees
The clerk counted out 13 bees and handed them over.
“You’ve given me one too many,” I said.
“That one is a freebie.”
14. It’s not a good idea to have a horse as a pet if you live in a city.
