On December 1st every year, National Bartender Day is celebrated to appreciate bartenders. Bartenders go the extra mile to listen, give advice, joke around and provide an excellent shoulder to cry on. They are temporary friends everyone appreciates. Bartenders also keep an eye on everyone to make sure they remain safe while drinking.
Background
National Bartender Day was created by the spirits brand Sailor Jerry. He believed bartenders in America deserve to have a glass raised in their honor. His aim was to make people know that bartenders do more than pour drinks. They are excellent communicators, cheerful, and have good peoples skills.
How to celebrate National Bartender Day
You can celebrate this day by appreciating the bartenders in your life. Provide a listening ear and make them laugh with these hilarious jokes on bartenders.
1. A bartender yells, “Does anyone know CPR?”
“Hell, I know the whole alphabet!” I shouted.
The whole bar laughed except for one guy
2. A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks, “why the long face?”
The horse replies, “The bank denied my home loan because I don’t have a stable income.”
3. The bartender yelled at me when I left my stool at the bar.
“Why did you even bring this in here?” he cried.
4. A college student slowly walks into a bar and orders a beer. He starts talking to the bartender.
“What a day. Our physics professor has to be one of the most difficult professors on the campus.” The student complains. “If she wasn’t so drop-dead gorgeous, I would’ve dropped the class already.” The bartender looks at him and says, “So you could say she’s easy on the eyes, but hard on the pupils?”
5. I asked my bartender if he had ever tried putting sliced oranges in a beer.
He replied, “Once in a blue moon.”
6. A baby seal walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “What’ll it be?”
The baby seal answers, “Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks.”
7. What kind of drink does the genie bartender serve?
a djinn and tonic
8. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. “Long day?” the bartender asks.
No, all days are 24 hours long,” the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
9. A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks,
“What’ll ya have?”
The robot says, “Well, it’s been a long day, and I need to loosen up. How about a screwdriver?”
10. A bartender broke up with her boyfriend…
But he kept asking her for another shot.
Here are some more jokes about bartenders.
