What’s a relaxing weekend without some freshly baked chocolate chip cookie? No matter the age, no one can resist the taste of this snack with some warm milk. It’s an American classic, and this is why it is yearly celebrated on August 4th.
The Background
Interestingly, the chocolate chip cookie was a product of an accident. In 1938, Ruth Grave Wakefield, a baker, and owner of Toll House Inn in Whitman, Massachusetts, was out of chocolate to make her cookies. She decided to use an alternative, a semi-sweet chocolate bar.
The result was remarkable, and many versions were later made with different types of chocolate across the U.S. Ruth’s cookie became so popular that Nestle offered her a lifetime of free cookies in exchange for her recipe on their wrapper. And she accepted!
The joy doubles when you share a cookie with friends or family. Whether you decide to bake a fresh bash or buy some from your favorite bakery, remember to celebrate National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day with loved ones.
Enjoy these jokes on cookies.
1. All these websites asking me to accept these cookies…
But I still haven’t gotten even one of them!
2. Website: We use cookies to improve performance.
Me: Same
3. Why can’t cookies dough hold a steady job?
Because it’s always getting baked.
4. All websites use cookies.
Except for English websites. They use biscuits.
5. I made some demon cookies for my friends
They were imp pressed.
6. A hostess asks his guest: “How many cookies would you like?”
“Just one will be enough, thank you.”
“Oh, come on, you don’t have to be polite.”
“All right, then give me a cookie, you fat cow!”
7. My wife says she wanted a BBC for our anniversary….
But she looked so disappointed when I handed her a Big Box of Cookies
8. Two cookies in an oven, one cookie turns to the other cookie and says, “It’s really hot in here.”
The other cookie screams, “ahhh, a talking cookie.”
9. Why do basketball players love cookies?
Because they can dunk them!
10. I went on a site claiming to offer the best diet program…
The first thing it asked me is if I accept cookies!
11. I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies
They smell just like burned toast
12. If I have ten cookies and you take 5, what do you have?
A broken hand.
13. What does a witch use to bake cookies?
An Easy Bake Coven
14. My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest
It literally takes her nanaseconds
15. Why did Steve Jobs eat all the cookies?
Mac users have no CTRL
Click here to see some addictive foods and how to avoid them.
