Many people believe we don’t celebrate the elderly in our lives enough. Mother and Father’s day are widely celebrated. So, Gorgeous Grandma Day is set aside to celebrate grannies and women of a certain age, even without grandchildren.
The phrase ‘gorgeous grandma’ comes from Alice Solomon, who graduated from Wellesley College in 1984 at 50 years. Alice believed that the term grandma refers to older women who were seen as not useful. Her mission was to change this notion with the Gorgeous Grandma Day celebration.
The adjective gorgeous was included to celebrate older women and inspire them to achieve anything regardless of age. You should spend the Gorgeous Grandma Day celebrating your granny and making her feel special. You could also share these hilarious grandma jokes with her.
1. I will never forget what my wise grandmother used to say to me
“Get out of the way, I’m trying to watch TV!”
2. What does a mathematician call their 80-year old grandmother?
An octagram.
3. How tall is the world’s smallest grandmother?
One Nanameter.
4. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60…
…She’s 97 now, and we don’t know where the heck she is.
5. A Grandmother Asks His Grandson: Hey, what is the name of that german guy that always hides my stuff?
Alzheimer, grandma, Alzheimer.
6. My grandmother Eleanor gave me her fantastic seafood recipes
But nobody wants to try my Salmon Ella.
7. My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses.
She drinks right out of the bottle.
8. My grandmother was extremely anti-Union.
She always used to tell me that things “won’t get better if I picket.”
9. We didn’t know if we wanted to cremate or bury my grandmother
So we let her live.
10. My Grandmother said I was too ‘reliant’ on technology.
I called her a *hypocrite* and unplugged her life support.
11. What do you call it when you have your grandmother on speed dial.
Instagram.
12. Who is the grandmother of the French language?
La Grammaire.
13. My sisters and I are baking bread for our sick grandmother. I’m the one responsible for making sure the bread rises but hey,
it’s the yeast I can do.
14. My grandmother, who is a chef, says that I must always eat my mistakes.
I am a surgeon.
15. On a visit to see his grandmother, a teen boy listens as she goes on and on about the cost of living.
“When I was a young girl,” she moans, “you could go to the store with a dollar and come home with enough food to feed your family for weeks!”
“Well, Grandma,” the boy replies, “We learned about that in school recently, and that’s called inflation.”
“Inflation nothing!” the grandmother answered. “It’s all these darn security cameras they’ve got today!”
16. What do you tell your grandmother when she doesn’t want to go to a nursing home?
“It won’t be for long.”
17. What did Rihanna say to her Grandmother with Alzheimer’s?
Oh nana, What’s my name?
18. My grandmother used to say babies bounce.
Looking at some of my family, I wonder how many she dropped to learn this fact.
19. A young man is writing his grandmother a letter
His friends see it and ask him: who are you writing that letter?
My grandma, the boy replies. Why are you writing so slowly? His friend asks him.
She can’t read very fast!
20. “My grandmother has Alzheimer’s,” a teen tells his friend as they walked past her sitting in the living room.
“That sucks,” the friend says.
“Yeah, but it’s got some upside,” the teen replies. “Like when I get twenty dollars for my birthday every week.”
Here are twenty jokes and puns about moms and mother’s day.
