National Kitten Day ~ Friday Humor
Like most pet holidays in the U.S, National Kitten Day was founded by Colleen Paige, a family lifestyle expert, and animal advocate. She aims to show everyone kittens can bring love and magic into their lives.
Kittens are furry, full of energy, and give the best cuddles. However, there’s overpopulation, and many kittens end up on the streets or in shelters.
About 4m cats enter the shelter every day in the U.S. National Kitten Day creates awareness about the benefits of having a kitten in your home and encourages people to adopt them.
Kittens can improve your mental health and overall wellbeing. The comfort you get from having a kitten as a companion can also reduce stress and lower the risk of a heart attack. Taking care of a pet is a great way to teach children responsibility.
Enjoy these jokes on kittens.
1. Why did the kittens get in trouble during spelling class?
Because they were copycats.
2. There once was a kitten that had 16 lives…
And then it got run over by a 4×4.
3. My kitten won the top prize in a cute competition.
Unfortunately, they messed up the award… Instead of making it in the shape of a kitty’s face, they made it into a kitty’s behind!!
It’s a real cat-ass-trophy!
4. My five-year-old said he wanted a kitten for Christmas.
Usually, we have turkey, but why not?
5. How many kittens does it take to paint a house?
That depends on how much splash damage you get when you launch them at the wall.
6. A stray kitten showed up at my door.
I was like, ” you got to be kitten me.
7. All crimes should be punished, with no exceptions. That is why I called the cops on my cat after she gave birth to kittens. Now don’t judge me for doing what had to be done; we all know *littering* is a crime.
8. “Your kitten killed our Rottweiler.”
“I’m sorry?”
“I said your kitten killed our Rottweiler!”
“My cute little kitten? I can’t believe it. How?”
“He choked on it.”
9. I found five orphaned kittens and decided to foster them. I named them Thumb, Index, Middle, Ring, and Pinky.
They sure are a handful to raise.
10. Chuck Norris has a kitten
Every night for a snack.
11. I saw a bunch of baby kittens by a dumpster…
Didn’t anyone tell their mother not to litter?
12. Wanna hear a great cat joke?
Just kitten. I don’t have one.
13. Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?
For Catcalling.
14. What do you call a pile of kittens?
15. Cat puns really freak meowt