Take your dog to work day was first celebrated in 1999. This holiday was created to encourage pet adoption. Pet sitters international believed others would be encouraged to get a pet of their own after seeing their colleagues bond with their pets.
Companies who allow their employees to bring their dogs also get involved in local shelters to help with the community outreach. Some go the extra mile to find new homes for dogs who live in shelters.
This day is celebrated every Friday after Father’s day, and those without a dog can bring their cat or other pet with them. So enjoy these jokes on dogs.
1. What kind of dog does a chemist have?
A lab.
2. Quarantine has turned us into dogs.
We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.
3. Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, “wanna hear a joke?” The second dog says, “sure!” The first dog says, “knock knock.” The second says…
WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!
4. “What are your dogs’ names?”
“Calvin and Klein”
“Like the underwear?”
“They are boxers.”
5. A dog is walking in the jungle.
Being a dog, he has amazing hearing and heard a leopard sneaking upon him. He found a bone and starts chewing on it and remarks rather loudly, “that was a tasty leopard; I wonder if there’s any more around here!” The leopard, startled by the comment, leaves in a hurry. Meanwhile, up in the trees, a monkey witnessed the whole thing.
He thought to himself. I wonder if I tell the leopard what happened, he’ll give me immunity? So he found the leopard and told all. The leopard agreed to the terms and said, alright, get on my back, and we’ll get that dog. The dog, with his amazing hearing, heard the whole exchange. He waited until they were seconds away, then said loudly, “where is that monkey? I sent him out hours ago to fetch me another leopard!?”
6. An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard.
I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.
He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, resumed his position on the couch, and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Finally, curious, I pinned a note to his collar: “Every afternoon, your dog comes to my house for a nap.”
The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: “He lives in a home with four children — he’s trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?”
7. My girlfriend’s dog died, so I got her an identical one
She got even more upset and shouted at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
8. Dog walks into a telegraph office…
He says he wants to send a message.
“Sure,” says the clerk, “what’s the message?”
“Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.”
The clerk says, “OK, but for the same price, there’s enough room for one more ‘woof.'”
Dog wrinkles his brow and replies, “But that wouldn’t make any sense..”
9. Dogs are truly woman’s best friends.
If you don’t believe it, lock your dog and husband in your trunk.
Wait an hour, open it and see who is happier to see you again!
10. I told my wife, “It’s either the dog or me.”
Where should I move?
Enjoy some more jokes on dogs.
