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Be Careful What You Ask For ~ Friday Humor

A man left work early Friday afternoon to get a jump start on the weekend. However, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his crew and spending his entire paycheck.


When he finally got home Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife, and was barraged for 2 hours. Finally, his wife stopped nagging and simply said to him, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for 2 or 3 days?”

To which he replied, “That would be fine with me.” Monday went by, and he didn’t see his wife, Tuesday & Wednesday came and went with the same results. Thursday the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

A DEA agent visits a Texas ranch to look for illegally grown drugs. What happens during his visit is sure to get a laugh.

These hard times are small potatoes compared to the coming good times, the lavish celebration prepared for us. There’s far more here than meets the eye. The things we see now are here today, gone tomorrow. But the things we can’t see now will last forever.” ~ 2 Corinthians 4:17-18 from the Message

About the author

About the author

In 1995, Gerardo Campbell married into a blended family, becoming the stepdad to his wife’s two children. In 2011, he started Support for Stepfathers to reverse the nearly 70% divorce rate for blended families in the US. His website is to help and inspire stepfathers, aspiring stepfathers, and the women who love them. You can follow Support for Stepdads on Twitter and Facebook.

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