A man left work early Friday afternoon to get a jump start on the weekend. However, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his crew and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally got home Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife, and was barraged for 2 hours. Finally, his wife stopped nagging and simply said to him, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for 2 or 3 days?”
To which he replied, “That would be fine with me.” Monday went by, and he didn’t see his wife, Tuesday & Wednesday came and went with the same results. Thursday the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
A DEA agent visits a Texas ranch to look for illegally grown drugs. What happens during his visit is sure to get a laugh.
