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His Annual Checkup ~ Friday Humor

A man went to the dentist for his annual checkup. The dentist asked the man if he was eating anything over the past few months that wasn’t ordinarily in his diet.


The man said, “Why yes, as a matter of fact. My wife developed a recipe for hollandaise sauce that is absolutely terrific. I’ve been putting it on almost everything I eat.”

“Well,” said the dentist, “I’m afraid the acid in the lemon juice used in the hollandaise sauce has started to corrode your dental plate. I’ll have to make you a new plate. But this time, I’ll make it out of chrome.”

“Out of chrome!” exclaimed the man. “Why would you do that?”.

“Because,”  said the dentist. “There’s one thing I’ve come to know. There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.”

“We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations.” ~ Chuck Swindoll

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About the author

About the author

In 1995, Gerardo Campbell married into a blended family, becoming the stepdad to his wife’s two children. In 2011, he started Support for Stepfathers to reverse the nearly 70% divorce rate for blended families in the US. His website is to help and inspire stepfathers, aspiring stepfathers, and the women who love them. You can follow Support for Stepdads on Twitter and Facebook.

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