A mom is driving her little girl to her friend’s house for a play date.
“Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?”
“Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother replied.
“It’s not polite.”
“OK,” the little girl says and asks, “Mommy, How much do you weigh?”
“Now really,” the mother responds, “those are personal questions and are none of your business.”
Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?”
“That’s enough questions, young lady! Honestly!”
The exasperated mother drives off, leaving her daughter with her friend.
“My Mom won’t tell me anything about her,” the little girl says to her friend.
“Well,” says the friend, “all you need to do is look at her driver’s license. It’s like a report card; it has everything on it.”
Later that evening, the little girl says to her mother, “I know how old you are. You are 32.”
Surprised, the mother asks, “How did you find that out?”
“I also know you weigh 130 pounds.”
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. “How in Heaven’s name did you find that out?’
“And,” the little girl says triumphantly, “I know why you and daddy got a divorce.”
“Oh, really?” the mother asks. “Why?”
“Because you got an F in Sex!”
Even though this is a tremendously difficult time for doctors and other medical professionals, they are still posting encouraging and funny pictures and videos online to make everyone else smile.
They say laughter is the best medicine; it’s my sincere hope these puns and one-liners can bring a smile to yours and their faces.
