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Thirty-Six Questions To Make You Go Hmmm

1. Can you cry underwater?


2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?

3. Why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”?  Where’s the extra penny going to?

4. Once you’re in heaven, do you end up wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

5. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

6. What disease did cured ham actually have?

7. How is it we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

8. Why is it people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?

9. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

10. Why are you “in” a movie, but you’re “on” TV?

11. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

12. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? Even when they’re going to see you naked anyway.

13. Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?

14. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

15. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

16. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

17. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!

18. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn’t he just buy dinner?

19. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

20. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

21. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

22. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

23. Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?

24. Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face, they get mad at you, but when you take them for a car ride, they sticks his head out the window?

25. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

26. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

27. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?

28. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

29. Whose idea was it to put an “s” in the word “lisp”?

30. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

31. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles is always white?

32. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

33. Why is it no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

34. How do dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

35. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

36. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Setting goals is the first step into turning the invisible into the visible. ~ Tony Robbins

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About the author

About the author

In 1995, Gerardo Campbell married his now ex-wife becoming the stepdad to her two children. In 2011, he started Support for Stepfathers to reverse the nearly 70% divorce rate for blended families in the US. His website is to help and inspire stepfathers, aspiring stepfathers, and the women who love them worldwide. You can follow Support for Stepdads on Twitter and Facebook.

 

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