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Fifteen Jokes About Nebraskans ~ Friday Humor

If I can’t poke fun at my beloved home state wouldn’t that make me someone who can only dish it out but can’t take it? My favorites are numbers 11 and 15.

  1. What does the N on the Nebraska football team’s helmet stand for? Nowledge
  2. What are unreliable people in Nebraska called? Corn flakes.
  3. Why don’t they serve ice in drinks at Husker games anymore? The student who knew the recipe graduated.
  4. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Nebraska?  Because if it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called the “teethbrush.”
  5. Why is it so difficult to solve a murder in Nebraska? All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.
  6. Did you hear about the Nebraska linebacker who stole a police car? He saw “911” on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
  7. Why were the Cornhuskers football team late for their last away game? Every time their bus passed a sign that said “Clean Restrooms”, they did.
  8. A little boy and his mom were walking in a Lincoln cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read “Here lies a Nebraska graduate and honest man.” The little boy asked, “Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?”
  9. How many Nebraskan freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? That’s a sophomore course.
  10. What does the average Nebraska football player get on his SAT? Drool.
  11. What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a Cornhusker fan? A Tattoo.
  12. How do you starve a Nebraskan? Hide the food stamps under the soap.
  13. How is the Cornhusker’s like a possum? They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
  14. Did you hear about the new three million dollar Nebraska lottery? The winner gets three dollars per year for a million years.
  15. What do they call duct tape in Lincoln? Chrome.

“Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.” ~ Anonymous

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In 1995, Gerardo Campbell married his now ex-wife becoming the stepdad to her two children. In 2011, he started Support for Stepfathers to reverse the nearly 70% divorce rate for blended families in the US. His website is to help and inspire stepfathers, aspiring stepfathers and the women who love them worldwide. You can follow Support for Stepdads on Twitter and Facebook.

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