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Friday Humor ~ A Guy Orders A Bowl Of Chili

The waitress says, “Sorry, but the gentleman next to you got the last bowl.”


He looks over and sees the guy’s finished his meal, but the bowl of chili appears untouched. He asks, “Are you going to eat that chili?”

The other guy says, “No. Help yourself.”

He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about halfway down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.

The other guy says, “Yeah, that’s about as far as I got, too.”

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If I were a food, I’d be a Chili because you know – I’m hot. ~ Louis Tomlinson

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In 1995, Gerardo Campbell became a stepdad to his now ex-wife two children. In 2011, he started Support for Stepdads to reverse the nearly 70% divorce rate for blended families in the US. His website is to help and inspire stepfathers, aspiring stepfathers and the women who love them worldwide. You can follow Support for Stepdads on Twitter and Facebook.

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