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Friday Humor ~ A Lion Spies A Lost Dog

A lost dog strays into the jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says, “this animal looks edible, never seen his kind before.”


So the lion starts rushing menacingly towards the dog. The dog notices and panics, but as he’s about to run, he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and thunders, “Mmm…that was some delicious lion meat!”

The lion abruptly stops and says, “Woah! This guy seems tougher than he looks, I better leave while I can.”

Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. The monkey realizes he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return.

So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily “get on my back, we’ll get him together.”

So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what happened and begins to panic even more. The dog then gets another idea and shouts, “Where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!”

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“A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.” ~ Albert Einstein

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About the author

In 1995, Gerardo Campbell married his now ex-wife becoming the stepdad to her two children. In 2011, he started Support for Stepdads to reverse the nearly 70% divorce rate for blended families in the US. His website is to help and inspire stepfathers, aspiring stepfathers and the women who love them worldwide. You can follow Support for Stepdads on Twitter and Facebook.

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