A man walks into a bar with his dog.
“This is a talking dog. If this dog can answer my questions, who will buy me a drink?” he asks.
“You can have one on the house,” the bartender says.
The man turns to his dog and asks, “What goes on the top of a house?”
Dog: “Roof!”
Man: “What does tree bark feel like?”
Dog: “Rough!”
Man: “Who is the greatest baseball player ever?”
Dog: “Ruth!”
The bartender is clearly annoyed and snaps at the man, “That’s enough. You and your dog – get out!”
After the man and dog are thrown out, the dog looks sadly at his owner and says, “Should I have said Aaron?”
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. ~ Orhan Pamuk
