Glenn is in the supermarket checkout line. When he turns around, he notices an attractive brunette behind him is waving her hand and giving him a big “Hello.”
He’s somewhat surprised that such a hottie would be waving to him. Although her face is vaguely familiar, Glenn can’t place where he might know her from, so he asks, “Sorry, do you know me?”
The brunette replies, “I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children.”
Glenn’s mind immediately reflects back to the only time he was unfaithful, “Snap!” he says, “Did we meet at Brian’s bachelor party? Glenn continued, “I was drunk and when I woke up, you had left.”
“No” she replies, “I’m your son’s teacher.”
