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Friday Humor ~ Simple Home Remedies

Simple Home Remedies

  1. If you’re choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
  2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
  3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
  4. For high blood pressure sufferers simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes. This will reduce the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
  5. Place mouse trap on top of your alarm clock. This will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
  6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
  7. You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
  8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Some people are like Slinkies – not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. ~ Unknown


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